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~Sun-Assassin

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  • Mood: Amused
  • Listening to: La Roux --- Bulletproof
  • Reading: Harry Potter and the Hendersons
  • Playing: Patapon 2
  • Drinking: Water...it's good for your soul!
...that shots of your girlfriend's naked butt is not art...it's porn, if anything. And last time I checked...well, this is probably how a porn site looks, but I digress...

Um. I want to actually do something stupid with this page, but I'm not even sure I won't end up deleting it so I'm not really trying to tell anyone about it or get more watchers or anything. I have to wait until I get a monitor before I can start scanning stuff again. And then I know what I'm gonna put up here; nothing that I really care about. Probably just fan arts and random nonsense and suchnot. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL PEOPLE WANT TO SEE.

Seriously.

Anyway, the future of this page is a mystery...kind of like what's under Bret Michaels' cowboy hat.

There are twenty angry drunk strippers on the bus. Don't get on the bus.
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  • Current Residence: The Hidden Valley Ranch. Carrot me.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: It's no coincidence that "art" rhymes with "fart".
  • Print preference: I eat live ants. Do not screw with me.
  • Interests: Picnics, Sunday strolls, pulling out my own teeth with rusty pliers.
  • Favourite movie: Your Mom: The Movie
  • Favourite band or musician: Your mom.
  • Favourite genre of music: Loud.
  • Favourite artist: You thought I was gonna say "your mom", didn't you? No...she's a hack.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Your....dad. Did I lose it? I lost it.
  • Favourite photographer: Mr. Peepies. When he gets out of jail I'll introduce you.
  • Favourite style of art: You know that stuff that, like, everyone loves? Not that.
  • Operating System: A big, pink, squishy organ floating in warm fluids within the hollow thingie on top of my whatsis.
  • MP3 player of choice: Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
  • Shell of choice: The one that squirts money all over the place. I like money.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The blood of my enemies...or the yellow ducks.
  • Skin of choice: It's lotion or the hose. Choose wisely.
  • Favourite game: No. Cuz dis is seri-uz biz-nis.
  • Favourite gaming platform: The White House lawn.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Barack Obama. Bill O'Reilly. Flapjack. Miley Cyrus. Batman. Seth Green. Fangface. Your mom.
  • Personal Quote: "I came, I saw, I left visibly shaken and vomiting all over myself."
  • Tools of the Trade: A mild psychosis and seven bars of soap.

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~Rogue-Android Aug 2, 2010
Just one more "your mom" joke, for good measure...

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Mood: Sadness ~Sun-Assassin Feb 27, 2010
I say stupid things.

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~Sun-Assassin Oct 4, 2009
Oh, yeah....I need to put something on here. My poem is crap supreme now with Hershey's syrup right in the batter...

There are demons in the emoticons. DON'T USE THE EMOTICONS.

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~Sun-Assassin Jul 25, 2009
Welcome to dA, Sun-Assassin!!!

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~Sun-Assassin Jul 25, 2009
What? No flames? Apparently, I need to be more provocative. Proactively provocative.
Yes!

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